I got a twitter request from EstherK today that was followed up with an email. She notified me that I won a contest her website, My Urban Kvetch, was offering with PopJudaica! The two joined forces to advertise the Nice Jewish Guys Calendar by running a giveaway; the calendar went to the commenter that could best answer the following scenario:
Imagine you’re an advertising agency assigned to promote the Nice Jewish Guys calendar. Who is the ideal celebrity pitch-person for this product? Why?
When I saw PopJudaica advertise the giveaway on twitter, I was interested because a friend of mine had forwarded me the calendar a week before. The idea seemed obvious to me, so it came out fairly easily:
- I think the best pitch for the calendar would be a viral video similar to Jimmy Kimmel’s response (F**king Ben Affleck) to Sarah Silverman’s (F**king Matt Damon); a celebrity montage of sorts. Maybe Silverman could do something hilarious, but lets go with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannsen, as the hot Jewish girls looking for their dreidl in the haystack. They stumble upon the calendar and go on to talk about all the characteristics they love about jewish men (emphasizing the hilarious cliches, of course!) Their examples draw on the different Jewish male celebrities they’ve worked with on various shows and movies. After going on for a bit, they realize that some of these costars have been listening in the whole time. The celebrities (Seth Rogen would be hilarious!) grab the calendar, begin reading the bios and realize they have nothing on the guys in the calendar. They emphasize that the everyday Jewish guy is really the catch and that the calendar is proof of that. They end by saying “these are the guys you should be pining for”. The End.
Did I take the contest too seriously? Maybe. Did I write a good pitch? Yes. Do you have a copy of the calendar being sent to you for free? No!


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