You Know it’s a Bad Date When…

Posted: February 22nd, 2009 | Author: Lindsay | Filed under: storytime | 1 Comment »

While I was in DC last weekend, I met a guy Friday that seemed nice enough to hang out with on Sunday. I consider myself a nice and open minded person, so I usually like to give people a chance, and see what they are all about. This is the story, in “You Know it’s a Bad Date When” format, of why that was a bad idea. Enjoy:

You know its a bad date when your date invites you for an early evening cocktail, sends you the address of where to meet, and when you get there, you realize its his house.

You know its a bad date when your date offers you a glass of wine from an opened bottle of Charles Shaw, says “In California, this is 2 buck chuck, but in DC, it’s 3 dollars”.

You know its a bad date when  you ask your date about his iPod and he says he has no idea how to update it, and doesnt own a copy of iTunes.

You know its a bad date when your date has an iPod Touch he found in a cab, and never took it out of its case to realize that the owner’s name is engraved on the back.

You know its a bad date when  you go to Facebook to look up the iPod’s owner, are about to message her, and your date says “why don’t we hold off on that for now”.

You know its a bad date when your date tries to kiss you, and you play along, only to realize his mouth does not taste right, in so many wrong ways.

You know its a bad date when you try to politely end the date to grab dinner with friends, and your date says “Well, if after dinner you realize you’re not through with me, just give me a call”. (I responded, that’s a great attitude buddy!)

Dating adventures and mishaps are just a part of life; some are just much funnier than others!

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